**BREAKING: DOGE-Fueled AI 'Justice Oracle' Goes Live—Pam Bondi to Lead First-Ever Fully Automated Legal Oversight Panel**
*January 18, 2035 – Washington, D.C.*
In a move that has stunned the legal world and ignited a firestorm of debate, former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has been appointed to chair the Department of Government Efficiency's (DOGE) newest innovation: the **Justice Oracle**. Starting next month, a highly advanced, government-funded AI system will begin reviewing thousands of active federal cases for "chronically wasteful prosecutorial spending."
According to leaked DOGE memos obtained by this outlet, Bondi’s mandate is radical: using machine learning to instantly flag any legal action that doesn't show a 95% probability of a cost-positive outcome for taxpayers. "We are treating the justice system like a startup portfolio," Bondi stated in a prerecorded holographic address. "If you can't pay for yourself, you're defunded. The public interest is efficiency."
**The First Victim?**
Insiders confirm the Oracle's first major purge will target a ten-year-old pharmaceutical antitrust class action. The DOGE algorithm calculated the case would cost $8.7 million in administrative hours—a sum it deemed a "luxury expense" against the projected settlement of $12 million. "The system says we net lose money. So we are dismissing with prejudice," Bondi is quoted as saying.
**The Backlash**
Civil liberties groups are already calling it the "Judgment of Convenience." The ACLU's emergency filing this morning claimed, "We are not a balance sheet. The Constitution isn't a quarterly earnings call." A viral counter-hashtag, #PamBondiBot, has trended over 1 billion times, with critics accusing her of automating injustice.
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