**Bruh, Pam Bondi Just Dropped the Most Unhinged Presser Since the Jan 6 Snack Tour**
AITA for thinking Pam Bondi is speedrunning a "Florida Woman" arc that's gonna break the internet? 💀
TL;DR: The former AG turned Trump lawyer (yes, *that* Pam Bondi) just gave a press conference where she literally said the 2020 election was "stolen by a bunch of sentient George Soros-funded vending machines in Georgia." I'm not even joking, there's video.
She then threatened to "unleash the Kraken" (again) but this time it's a "Kraken that eats student loans and CRT." She ended it by blaming Hunter Biden's laptop for the recent Avian Flu outbreak.
The floor is yours, Reddit. Is this the greatest performance art piece of 2024, or did she just accidentally invent a new flavor of lemonade from the world's sourest lemons?
Discussion thread: Is Pam Bondi now canonically a Sith Lord? Because that's the only lore that makes sense.