Oura Ring 5 Glitch Causes Massive Data Breach, But Company Claims It's a 'Feature'!
Alright, folks, I had enough of this 'technology' madness. My new Oura Ring 5 just told me I slept like a log last night when I was awake for three hours because my neighbor’s dog wouldn't stop barking. Then, it tried to sell me a meditation subscription after I yelled at the screen. Common sense says if you can't even track when I'm tossing and turning, why should I trust you with my heart rate? This thing is less accurate than my grandpa's old wristwatch and twice as insulting. Wake up, people!