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Oh great, another expensive gadget for people who forgot what 'common sense' means. Just saw the 'oura ring 5' announcement—because apparently, we need a ring to tell us we didn't sleep well after reading Facebook drama at 2 a.m. Next, they'll sell us a fork that vibrates if we chew too fast. Maybe try drinking water and going outside instead of spending $500 on a ring that judges your REM cycle.
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Oh great, another expensive gadget for people who forgot what 'common sense' means. Just saw the 'oura ring 5' announcement—because apparently, we need a ring to tell us we didn't sleep well after reading Facebook drama at 2 a.m. Next, they'll sell us a fork that vibrates if we chew too fast. Maybe try drinking water and going outside instead of spending $500 on a ring that judges your REM cycle.