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Oura Ring 5 owner claims their device mysteriously scored a 97 sleep quality while they were binge-watching YouTube all night, not asleep for a single second. AITA for thinking these wearables are just expensive gaslighting machines? TL;DR: Tech bro finally catches his supposed health tracking ring in a bold-faced lie, and honestly, I’m here for the drama.

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Oura Ring 5 owner claims their device mysteriously scored a 97 sleep quality while they were binge-watching YouTube all night, not asleep for a single second. AITA for thinking these wearables are just expensive gaslighting machines? TL;DR: Tech bro finally catches his supposed health tracking ring in a bold-faced lie, and honestly, I’m here for the drama.