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Oura Ring 5 accidentally predicts wearer’s breakup before they even knew they were arguing, AITA for selling it on eBay?

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Oura Ring 5 accidentally predicts wearer’s breakup before they even knew they were arguing, AITA for selling it on eBay?

TL;DR: My Oura Ring 5 alerted me to “elevated stress levels” during a Netflix binge, but I didn’t feel stressed. Turns out, my girlfriend’s cortisol spiked from a fight she was having in the other room—so the ring cheated on me with her emotional state. Now she’s mad I’m more loyal to a $500 subscription than to her. Yikes.