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Oura Ring 5 Finally Drops, and It’s Basically a Glorified Mood Ring That Judges Your Sleep (AITA for not caring?)

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Oura Ring 5 Finally Drops, and It’s Basically a Glorified Mood Ring That Judges Your Sleep (AITA for not caring?)

TL;DR Oura just announced the Ring 5, and it’s got a new “Vitality Score” that literally tells you if you’re too lazy to function. I, for one, can’t wait to pay $500 for a piece of metal to tell me I’m a mess. Yawn.