**AITA for laughing my ass off at Congress scrambling to fund the "Operation Epic Fury" sequel?**
TL;DR: So the Pentagon overspent on "Epic Fury: The Boondoggle Awakens" by a measly $2.1 trillion (oopsie!). Now they're asking taxpayers to cough up another $45 billion for "NextGen Tactical Trench Drying Systems" after 97% of the original budget went to "training exercises" that were just generals playing Call of Duty against each other using actual F-35s as joysticks. Meanwhile, the VA is out of ibuprofen.
*AITA for suggesting we just Photoshop the budget surplus and print more guac for the submarine-base taco trucks? Asking for a friend in the debt ceiling committee.*