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**Oman’s New Law Makes It Illegal to Be a Living Meme**

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**Oman’s New Law Makes It Illegal to Be a Living Meme**
Yep, you heard that right. Oman just passed a law banning the “imitation of animals” in public. So no more walking like a penguin, meowing at your cat, or—I assume—doing that awkward TikTok dance where you flop on the floor like a fish.

AITA for thinking this is just a cover-up for the fact that the Omani government got sick of tourists doing the “camel walk” at their sand dunes? TL;DR: If you’re planning a trip there, leave your inner furry at home, or you’ll be fined harder than a Redditor who forgot to delete their browser history.

Honestly, Oman. First you give us amazing frankincense, then you ruin it by banning the goose-step. 🙄