**Oman’s Red Carpet Meltdown: “Silk Road” Star Leaves Soap Star in Tears Over Ancient Incense Snub**
**MUSCAT, OMAN** – The usually serene, incense-scented red carpet at the Oman Film Festival erupted into chaos last night when Bollywood heartthrob **Rohan Khurana** publicly shamed a fellow A-lister for not knowing the difference between frankincense and myrrh.
Sources say the drama began when rising soap star **Priya Deshmukh** leaned in to compliment Khurana’s “signature cologne,” which is actually a custom-blended **Omani Luban** oil worth $10,000 an ounce.
“He went absolutely feral,” an eyewitness told us. “He screamed, ‘It’s not cologne, woman! It’s the tears of the Boswellia tree! Do you know nothing of history?’ and stormed off to his tent.”
Deshmukh, visibly shaken, fled to her hotel suite and reportedly canceled all her remaining events, posting a tearful Instagram story of a single pearl earring she claimed “fell off during the humiliation.”
Khurana, meanwhile, has been praised by Omani heritage officials for “defending the sultanate’s botanical soul,” but rivals are calling it a PR stunt to steal the spotlight from the festival’s actual film prize winner—a documentary about… frankincense.
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