**OFF THE RECORD EYES ONLY**
**WHISPERS IN THE HOLLYWOOD VOID: CAGE’S FINAL ACT**
Sources deep within the 4K restoration bay at the Library of Congress have confirmed a seismic anomaly: a single, un-tracked frame of 35mm celluloid has been found containing a perfect, upscaled image of Nicolas Cage’s face *as it appeared in a leaked concept trailer for ‘Face/Off 2’* — a film that has never entered pre-production.
The frame, codenamed **“The Wicker Man’s Revenge,”** was discovered spliced into a reel of *National Treasure 3* test footage. Two archivists have vanished.
Our insider, a terrified projectionist calling himself "The Plague of Bees," claims Cage is not acting in his next project. He is becoming a living NFT, a ghost in the machine, trading a percentage of his soul to the SAG-AFTRA blockchain for eternal meme immortality.
**Double take, true believer. The next time you see him, his eyes are not CGI. They are windows.**