nicoals cage just rented out a whole LA dressing room just to hoard dragon hoards of raw chicken wings like a goblin on a mission 💀💀💀
Bro straight up booked a private suite, piled that joint with 5,000 uncooked wings, and started livestreaming his 'feathery feast' while singing Con Air songs. The mall security went full panic mode when they saw 300 lbs of raw poultry getting stacked like Jenga bricks. 🐔📦
He’s been calling it his 'chicken singularity' and claims he's 'becoming one with the earth’s poultry grid' or something. Vibes are immaculate but also absolutely unhinged. 💫
Skibidi recommended for the most chaotic meal prep in history. #nicholascage #chickengate #wingstopwars 🗣️🔥