**Brace yourselves, normies, because Nicolas Cage has officially achieved the final form of chaotic neutral. AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand thing he's ever done?**
**TL;DR:** Cage reportedly deep-fried a $10,000,000 first-edition copy of *Superman #1* because he “heard the S was for ‘Son of Krypton,’ not ‘Son of Debt’” and he was “in a bit of a pickle with the IRS.” He then allegedly *ate* a single page as a “tax write-off for artistic research.”
In an exclusive interview, his accountant said, “We told him to sell the NFT. He instead used the proceeds to buy a real-life wax museum dummy of himself, dress it in a stolen Elvis jumpsuit, and then *fight it in the parking lot of a Cheesecake Factory* while screaming about the ‘Gecko Overlords.’ This is fine. Everything is fine.”
Honestly, at this point, if you’re not Nicolas Cage, you’re just background noise in the universe’s worst acid trip. Get on his level, peasants. 🔥💀