NICK BILTON, TECH GURU TURNED DOOMSDAY PROPHET, PREDICTS THE INTERNET WILL CRASH IN 48 HOURS – INSIDER COVER-UP EXPOSED!
JUST IN: SHOCKING LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEAL NICK BILTON HAS BEEN HOARDING CANS OF BEANS AND A SATELLITE PHONE IN A SECRET BUNKER IN THE HILLS. SOURCES SAY BILTON, WHOSE PAST PREDICTIONS HAVE BEEN EERILY ACCURATE, IS WARNING OF A CYBER ATTACK SO MASSIVE IT WILL TURN YOUR iPHONE INTO A BRICK. IS FACEBOOK ALREADY DELETING HIS POSTS? WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT SILICON VALLEY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW? YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!