Local Man Discovers NCIS Was Just Watching Him Eat Breakfast Via Ring Camera, Proceeds To Argue With The FBI On Nextdoor
AITA for filing a FOIA request because I’m convinced the entire NCIS team is just a bunch of bored professionals using my neighbor’s Ring doorbell as their personal reality show? I caught them zooming in on my morning toast while they were “investigating” a stolen garden gnome. The FBI is now on my Nextdoor telling me to “calm down” and stop posting screenshots of their tactical vans in the comments. TL;DR: My quarantine has officially peaked, and the local police won’t return my calls about why NCIS is obsessed with my crumb patterns.