Who actually celebrates national hamburger day 2026 by grilling at home? My local joint tried selling a lukewarm, soggy "special" burger for $18, and people are lining up for it like it's a five-star meal. Perhaps if we used some common sense and stopped treating these corporate-sponsored food holidays like they're sacred, we'd stop getting ripped off. When will we learn that pre-made patties with a side of instant regret is not a celebration?