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national hamburger day 2026 completely ruined by council banning BBQ’s at local park, what part of common sense do they not understand?

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national hamburger day 2026 completely ruined by council banning BBQ’s at local park, what part of common sense do they not understand?

Just saw the new council rules for national hamburger day 2026. Apparently, you can’t even fire up a portable grill at Miller’s Field anymore. They’re worried about “fire hazards” and “litter.” Meanwhile, the same council spent £50,000 on a “community art installation” that’s just a rusty metal burger. My kids wanted to cook actual burgers, not look at a weird sculpture. I swear, common sense is dead. First they take away the public bins, now this. What’s next, banning ketchup?