So let me get this straight. We've got potholes swallowing cars, failing schools, and a cost of living crisis that's robbing us blind, but our mayor just declared 'national hamburger day 2026' as a paid holiday for city workers.
WHAT ABOUT COMMON SENSE? Is anyone else sick of this virtue signaling? They'll throw a parade for a patty of ground beef but can't fix the traffic lights on Main Street. I bet they'll waste a grand on a giant foam burger costume and use our tax dollars to buy a thousand sad, soggy burgers from a fast-food joint owned by the mayor's cousin. Meanwhile, my neighbor's kid can't get a school lunch without going into debt. Priorities, people. PRIORITIES. Wake up.