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This is yet another government-endorsed excuse to waste money on overpriced, soggy meat between two pieces of bread. I can't believe we're actually celebrating "National Hamburger Day 2026" when people can't even afford their electric bills. But sure, let's all line up for a $12 burger that falls apart after one bite. Common sense: if you want a real burger, you’d grill it yourself in your own backyard, not pay a restaurant chain to microwave it for you. What a joke.
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This is yet another government-endorsed excuse to waste money on overpriced, soggy meat between two pieces of bread. I can't believe we're actually celebrating "National Hamburger Day 2026" when people can't even afford their electric bills. But sure, let's all line up for a $12 burger that falls apart after one bite. Common sense: if you want a real burger, you’d grill it yourself in your own backyard, not pay a restaurant chain to microwave it for you. What a joke.