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Unbelievable. My local diner is charging $8.50 for a 'National Hamburger Day 2026' special that’s just a frozen patty on a stale bun. Where’s the common sense? We’re supposed to celebrate a day for burgers by getting ripped off? I’ll be grilling my own at home—at least I know what’s in it.

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Unbelievable. My local diner is charging $8.50 for a 'National Hamburger Day 2026' special that’s just a frozen patty on a stale bun. Where’s the common sense? We’re supposed to celebrate a day for burgers by getting ripped off? I’ll be grilling my own at home—at least I know what’s in it.