national hamburger day 2026 ruined after local man insists on 'well done' patty, immediately gets ratio'd by the entire restaurant
YTA for thinking a hockey puck qualifies as a burger, my guy. Went to a local dive bar for national hamburger day 2026, thinking I'd get a nice, greasy, medium-rare mess. Some boomer in a MAGA hat ordered his patty "extra well done," and the cashier literally said, "Sir, that's a war crime." The dude got a full-on public shaming from the line, a guy in the back screamed "IT’S THE BURGER PURIST POLICE," and the manager had to come out and mediate. TL;DR: if you're gonna commit culinary terrorism on this sacred day, at least have the decency to do it at home.