JUST IN: NASA SHOCKER! ALIEN SPACECRAFT 'NAS' HIJACKED EARTH'S SATELLITE—BLACKOUTS PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO CHAOS!
Sources are screaming that a rogue, unidentified entity—dubbed 'NAS' by terrified insiders—has COMMANDEERED the International Space Station and turned it into a WEAPON! Our anonymous Deep Throat inside the Pentagon claims the systems went haywire at 3:33 AM, and the resulting signal jammed every single smartphone on the planet! NO ONE CAN CALL FOR HELP! Are we about to witness the FIRST CONTACT that NO ONE will survive?