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**BREAKING: A-Lister Goes Full 'GLITCH' on NASA’s Red Carpet – Agency FURIOUS After BIZARRE 'Boots on Mars' Stunt!**

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**BREAKING: A-Lister Goes Full 'GLITCH' on NASA’s Red Carpet – Agency FURIOUS After BIZARRE 'Boots on Mars' Stunt!**

**Los Angeles, CA** – Forget the moon landing. The drama just **landed on the NASA gala carpet**—and it’s already viral!

The space agency rolled out the literal red carpet for its "Cosmic Frontiers" gala, expecting tributes to science. Instead, they got a **rogue celebrity meltdown** that has insiders screaming "unscripted disaster."

**THE MOMENT:** Sources tell us that **Zoe Crestfall**—the notoriously unpredictable indie darling—arrived looking ethereal in a custom silver nano-dress... then **pulled off her heels, ran to the Mars rover replica, and tried to stomp it like a grape.**

"Security tackled her immediately," whispers a shocked publicist. "She was screaming, ‘I want my boots on Mars FIRST!’ It was absolutely unhinged."

But the **real drama?** NASA officials were livid. "They didn't find it 'artistic' AT ALL," the source adds. "Someone yelled, ‘This isn't Coachella!’ "

The aftermath? Crestfall’s team is spinning it as "an immersive performance piece about colonization," but NASA is reportedly **threatening to ban her from all future science events.**

The internet is already split: Is this a **PR genius stunt** for her new dystopian film, or the **death knell** for her career?

One thing is certain: The Martian rover is **never** forgiving her. And neither is NASA’s security team—who definitely just earned their hazard pay tonight. **DETAILS PENDING.** 🚨🚀