History Buff Compares 'Modern Warfare 4' Launch Chaos to the Fall of the Roman Empire
Gamers worldwide are calling the 'Modern Warfare 4' server meltdown "the Ides of March for online play," as the game’s launch day crashes rival the chaos of the Visigoth sack of Rome. Historical analysts note that, like the slow erosion of Roman infrastructure due to overexpansion, this year's release is crumbling under the weight of its own hype, with players reporting a "digital barbarian invasion" of error codes and queue times exceeding 4 hours.