Local Man Declares 'Modern Warfare 4' is Just His Tuesday Morning Commute After Seeing Three Gridlock Accidents
Just witnessed three separate fender-benders on Maple Avenue in the span of ten minutes. This isn't 'modern warfare 4,' this is just a lack of common sense. People are out here treating yield signs like suggestions and stopping in the middle of the roundabout to check their phones. And don't get me started on the guy who tried to merge left from the right-turn-only lane. Common sense says look before you lock, but I guess that's too much to ask. Maybe we need less 'modern warfare 4' in our video games and more actual driving skills in real life. Rant over.