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modern warfare 4 is actually just a dude with a WHOOPIE CUSHION and it's LITERALLY breaking the meta

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modern warfare 4 is actually just a dude with a WHOOPIE CUSHION and it's LITERALLY breaking the meta

yall won't believe this new leak. modern warfare 4 is dropping but it's not what you think. apparently the final boss is a guy named "Fartbox Frank" and his only weapon is a whoopie cushion. he just runs around and makes the loudest fart noise ever, scrambling your teammates' brains. the whole lobby just goes into a seizure trying to figure out where the sound came from. 100% accuracy rate, no cap. the devs said it's a "tactical auditory distraction." i'm literally crying. the hype is unreal. get ready to be gaslit by a fart. no cap. fr fr.