**BREWSTER, NY** – A local man is absolutely *fuming* after CNN’s latest coverage of Trump, and he just unloaded on the “Brewster Community Watch” Facebook page.
“It’s not brain surgery,” wrote **Gary M., 54**, a self-described “commonsense American.” “I open my feed this morning, and there’s a 45-minute special on CNN about Trump’s golf swing. His. Golf. Swing. In a world where eggs cost what my mortgage used to, they’re analyzing the wind speed at Mar-a-Lago. Meanwhile, they didn’t even mention the actual news: his poll numbers just went up in three swing states. It’s a distraction. A $50 million distraction. Wake up, people.”
Gary’s post has already racked up 2,000 reactions and 400 comments, mostly agreeing with him. “Exactly! They’re obsessed, it’s embarrassing,” wrote one commenter. Another chimed in: “If common sense was a crime, CNN would be in a Supermax cell right next to the guy who brought a full set of golf clubs to a town hall meeting.”
Meanwhile, a local librarian tried to calm things down, posting: “Maybe we can all just take a deep breath and focus on the potholes on Route 22?” Gary shot back: “The potholes on Route 22 are more competent than the anchors at CNN. At least the potholes are honest about being a hole.”