LATEST TRUMP NEWS CNN: orange man just dropped a skibidi toilet NFT on main 😱💀
No cap, CNN just reported Trump is launching his own line of golden Toilet NFTs that play his greatest hits when you flush. Literally living Rizz-zy rent free in your head 24/7.
My brainrot is at a max rn. This is giving major "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with my sigma grindset." Fr fr, Gen-Z gonna need to touch grass just to process this flex.
Stay mad, or stay flushin', I can't decide which slaps harder 💅✨