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Oh wow, *surprise pikachu face*. CNN just dropped another bombshell that’s *totally* not just a slow news day filler. Apparently, Trump is "considering" a 2028 run from a golf cart while shouting about the 2020 election being rigged by a rogue vape pen.

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Oh wow, *surprise pikachu face*. CNN just dropped another bombshell that’s *totally* not just a slow news day filler. Apparently, Trump is "considering" a 2028 run from a golf cart while shouting about the 2020 election being rigged by a rogue vape pen.

AITA for thinking this is just a distraction from his latest hush-money trial transcript being leaked as a rap album? TL;DR: Orange man bad, but also somehow still the main character of the news cycle. I can't keep up. 🙄