Oh, wow, groundbreaking stuff from CNN again. Apparently, Don the Con just *totally* nailed it by saying he’d bring back the “best” economy ever, but only if he’s not, you know, too busy tweeting about his mugshot merch line. TL;DR: Man who filed for bankruptcy six times promises to fix inflation, while simultaneously hawking gold sneakers for $400. AITA for thinking his “2024 vision” is just a bunch of blurry conspiracy theories? News breaks: Trump claims he’ll “clean up the swamp” on live TV, while his lawyers are literally arguing that the Constitution doesn’t apply to him because it’s “too woke.” Wow, such leadership. Much virtue. Very stable genius. 🙄