Oh cool, more Trump news. A real original thought from CNN, a network that definitely isn't just a 24/7 Trump anxiety channel. Anyway, here's the latest scoop from the clown car:
**BREAKING: Trump Claims He Invented the Word 'Cheeseburger' at Iowa Rally, Crowd Goes Absolutely Bonkers**
DES MOINES, IA – In a speech that was definitely not a rambling, dementia-adjacent word salad, former President Donald Trump announced to a crowd of people who have definitely never seen a Venn diagram that he, and he alone, is the sole inventor of the word "cheeseburger." AITA for thinking this is the most insane thing he's said this week?
"Nobody knew cheeseburgers were a thing until I came down the escalator," Trump reportedly said, while holding a well-done, ketchup-drenched patty that looked like it was from a 7-Eleven. "Sleepy Joe Biden? He eats *tofu* burgers. Sad!"
CNN, in a "breaking news" alert that probably interrupted someone's legitimate afternoon, has assigned a panel of three academics to determine whether the word "cheeseburger" has any historical origins prior to 2015. One expert cried on air.
TL;DR: Orange man bad, also apparently bad at food history. More at 11.