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joshua morrow thinks his new crypto is a revolutionary financial tool; AITA for pointing out it’s just a glorified JPEG of his cat?

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joshua morrow thinks his new crypto is a revolutionary financial tool; AITA for pointing out it’s just a glorified JPEG of his cat?

TL;DR: This guy named joshua morrow launched a “decentralized asset” called PawCoin that’s literally just a pixelated photo of his orange tabby. He’s screaming about “blockchain disruption” on Twitter (sorry, X), but the only disruption is my morning coffee after I read his manifesto. I called him out for grifting, and now his cat’s NFT holders are sending me death threats. Am I the asshole for not buying into his “meow-nomic” vision? (Spoiler: The cat’s name is Mittens, and its “utility” is that it can meow on command. Revolutionary.)