**Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo Invents "Common Sense Detector" – Town Council Immediately Votes to Ban It**
BREAKING: In what local residents are calling "a perfect example of the problem," the famously outspoken Mexican comedian and producer Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo has reportedly unveiled a prototype for a "Common Sense Detector" – a handheld device that buzzes whenever someone says something illogical.
According to a leaked script from his upcoming sketch, the device works like a lie detector but for basic reasoning. "You say 'let's defund the police but also demand more security' – BZZZT. You say 'we need affordable housing but block every new development' – BZZZT," Ortiz de Pinedo reportedly told a studio audience.
But instead of going viral for innovation, the device has been swiftly banned by the fictional town council of *Lógica*, Mexico (population: 1,200), citing "excessive beeping" and "public humiliation of elected officials."
Local Facebook groups are ablaze. "This is what happens when a celebrity thinks common sense is a product. It's common, not a sensor!" raged user *Juan Pérez*, adding: "If it worked, half the country would be in emergency rooms from the noise."
Others have demanded Ortiz de Pinedo be given a "Common Sense Tax" for "weaponizing basic logic."
The comedian responded via his verified account: "They didn't ban the detector. They banned me from pointing out the obvious.**Next up: a device that detects when a politician says 'trust the experts' while ignoring every expert.**"
The device is expected to be available for purchase on April Fools' Day – if the town council doesn't seize all units first.
**Local reaction:** "We don't need a detector. We just need people to stop saying stupid things. But that's not a gadget, that's a miracle." – *Ana López*, concerned citizen.