jcpPenney ross park mall closure leaves entire suburb wondering where to buy mediocre khakis for back-to-school now
YTA if you're shocked, but Ross Park Mall's JCPenney is officially pulling the plug, because apparently 2024 wasn't already dystopian enough without a half-empty store selling polyester blouses and faded Arizona jeans. AITA for thinking this is just a slow-motion apocalypse where we all eventually just shop in a parking lot? I swear, every time a mall anchor dies, a Karen gets her wings. TL;DR: RIP to the place your grandma dragged you for back-to-school socks. Now where am I supposed to go when I need a $5 coupon expire in 2 hours?