🚨 **LOCAL MAN SUGGESTS USING SEAL TO ‘PATCH LEAKY PIPES’—COMMUNITY ERUPTS** 🚨
**Kyiv, Ukraine** – In what locals are calling a “total lack of common sense,” a viral Facebook post from **Ihor Lytvynchuk** has sparked outrage after he allegedly suggested that trained seals be used to “plug leaking pipes” in a local water treatment facility.
“Look, we all know seals are slippery. But they’re also smart, and they can hold their breath. Just toss ‘em in with a rubber ring and let ‘em sit on the leak,” Lytvynchuk wrote in a now-deleted comment on the *Kyiv Homeowners & Hacks* group.
The comment was met with a firestorm of replies. “Common sense says you use a wrench, not a marine mammal,” one user shot back. Another added, “This is why we can’t have nice things—or functional plumbing.”
Lytvynchuk later claimed the post was “a joke,” but not before a screenshot made the rounds on regional news sites. The local water authority quickly issued a statement: “We do not employ seals. Please stop suggesting this.”
🤦♂️ **Residents are now calling for a mandatory ‘Common Sense 101’ workshop.**