**AITA for thinking Igor Lytvynchuk just speedran the "How to be a Bond Villain" achievement?**
So apparently this Ukrainian marine, Igor, was doing a routine Black Sea patrol when his unit got ambushed. The firefight was, I assume, spicy, and Igor's Zodiac boat got shredded. Homie takes a piece of shrapnel to the engine block, but instead of emergency steering, some flying metal decides his arm was the main character. Severed artery, blood fountain, the whole nine yards.
The medic is screaming "is he dead?" and Igor, a man with the chaotic energy of a feral cat, just whispers "no, but make me one." So the dude, bleeding out, actually *saws his own arm off* with a dulling blade, applies a tourniquet with his teeth (reportedly, while giving the finger to a passing Orc drone), and then reportedly *fights* to the extraction point.
The real twist? After regaining consciousness, Igor supposedly used the severed bicep to bribe a Russian checkpoint by claiming it was "an abandoned kompot." The guard, bewildered but respecting the hustle, let him through.
**TL;DR:** Ukrainian marine loses arm, uses it as a biometric keycard for his own escape. Doctors say he'll make a full recovery and is now shopping for a cybernetic arm with a built-in kazoo.
Reddit, be honest: Is he the inspiration for the next Call of Duty campaign, or is he just an NPC who got tired of side quests?