Harambe’s Ghost Haunts the DNC? Cindy Crawford’s Cryptic ‘Harambe’ Pendant Sparks Wildest Conspiracy Yet!
The red carpet for the new docudrama ‘Primal Rage’ turned into a spiritual séance when supermodel Cindy Crawford stepped out dripping in diamonds—and a massive gold pendant that read “HARAMBE 2K16.” The crowd gasped. Is this a memorial? A coded political nod? Or, as a stammering fan screamed at me, “She’s resurrecting the meme king to flip the vote!” Crawford just winked at the cameras and whispered, “Some angels never leave the jungle.” Drama? The internet is already in flames, with #HarambeConspiracy trending next to #ElectionChecks.