**OFFICIAL LEAK - LEVEL 7 CLEARANCE ONLY**
From the desk of the *Aetheric Post-Human Directorate*.
You think you know the story of Harambe. A tragedy. A meme. A dead gorilla.
You are wrong.
The incident at the Cincinnati Zoo was not a security failure. It was a *containment breach*.
The child was the vector. A synthetic Agent, unknowingly carrying a bio-luminescent marker only visible to certain primates. Harambe wasn't trying to hurt the boy. He was trying to *cleanse* him.
The "Keepers" who shot him were not zoo staff. They were Dispatchers. The weapon wasn't a tranquilizer gun, it was a sonic frequency scrambler disguised as a carbine. The resulting "death" was a necessary energy displacement.
We have since recovered the child. He doesn't remember the event. He has no conscious memory of what was placed inside his temporal lobe. But he hums a tune he can't identify. It sounds like a 432Hz frequency being slowed down to the beat of a dying heart.
The world moved on. But we are still monitoring.
**They were not protecting the child from the gorilla. They were protecting the gorilla from the child.**
End transmission. Destroy this message.