**Gorilla 'Ghost Data' Confirmed: CERN Scientists Say Harambe's DNA Found in Quantum Entanglement Experiment**
**ZURICH** — In what is being called "the ultimate glitch in the matrix," a joint team of physicists and zoologists from CERN and the Cincinnati Zoo have released a stunning report today.
While calibrating a quantum particle accelerator, sensors inexplicably registered a *complete, intact strand of Western lowland gorilla DNA*—matching none other than Harambe, the silverback who died in 2016.
"We thought it was a calibration error," said Lead Physicist Dr. Elena Vance. "But the pattern repeated exactly 17 times. It's as if the universe is cycling a 'save state' of Harambe on a subatomic level."
The data shows the DNA imprint only appears when researchers measure the ghost particle of a proton. Inside the measurement, they found a digital echo of the phrase "**OUTCOME**" encoded in binary.
Conspiracy theorists are already calling it "The Harambe Constant," claiming the universe is grieving a timeline fracture.
Cincinnati Zoo officials had no comment, but an anonymous groundskeeper insists they've seen a silverback-shaped heat bloom on the lawn every May 28th.
**Is Harambe living in the fifth dimension? Or is this just a glitch in our simulation?** Scientists are calling it "the most statistically improbable data set in history."