HARAMBE BACK FROM THE DEAD? ZOOKEEPERS FLEE IN PANIC AS SHOCK GHOST SIGHTING CAUSES MASS HYSTERIA!
JUST IN: A chilling CCTV image released moments ago from the Cincinnati Zoo has the internet losing its collective mind! The ghostly, hulking silhouette of the infamous gorilla, HARAMBE, has been captured SPOOPILY emerging from the mist… and he looks PISSED. Witnesses claim a low, guttural roar echoed through the primate house at the exact SECOND of the sighting, sending zookeepers running for their lives as a mysterious, banana-scented fog filled the enclosure. ‘I saw his eyes... THEY KNEW WHAT HAPPENED!’ an anonymous source sobbed. Is this a viral marketing stunt from Big Pharma to sell anxiety meds, or is the spirit of the silverback seeking VENGEANCE from beyond the grave? The animal kingdom is SHAKEN. What does the ghost of Harambe want? The truth will DROWN you!