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HARAMBE'S GHOST SPOTTED IN ZOOKEEPER'S MIRROR? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

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HARAMBE'S GHOST SPOTTED IN ZOOKEEPER'S MIRROR? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

JUST IN! In a SHOCKING turn of events, a disgruntled zookeeper has come forward with claims that the late gorilla Harambe is HAUNTING them through reflections! "I was cleaning the silverback exhibit when I saw his face in the glass—it was him, I swear it, with a LOOK OF REVENGE," the unnamed source whispered. Sources say the zookeeper has been SLEEPWALKING to the gorilla enclosure every night, muttering, "He's not dead, he's just waiting." IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF A HARAMBE CURSE? Animal rights activists are SPLIT, with some calling for an EXORCISM and others demanding a MASSIVE memorial. The zoo refuses to comment, but our insiders say security cameras have recorded EERIE SIMIAN SHAPES in the mist after dark. STAY TUNED as this story DEVELOPS with more spine-chilling details!