**HARAMBE’S GHOST IS BACK, AND HE’S VOTING BLUE 💀🦍📬**
BREAKING: In a shock twist that absolutely nobody asked for, internet archaeologists have unearthed a 2016 email chain from the Cincinnati Zoo’s junk folder. Turns out, Harambe’s final message to the zookeepers was a strongly worded letter about unionizing the primate enclosure, complete with a ballot request for the 2016 election (*he was a registered independent*).
AITA for thinking the zoo *should* have let him out to hit the polls before the whole “child in the moat” incident? 💅
TL;DR: Harambe literally died for voter suppression. Never forget. ✊🔥 #DicksOutForDemocracy