Man Goes Full Karen After Neighbor's Dog Refuses to Stop Crying Over Harambe, AITA for Calling the Cops?
TL;DR: My neighbor's golden retriever has been howling nonstop for three years because it’s still processing the 2016 tragedy at the Cincinnati Zoo. I tried to reason with it—left a banana peel on its porch as a peace offering—but it just kept crying. So I called the cops for a noise complaint. The cop showed up, patted the dog on the head, and said, “Let’s be honest, we’re all still crying.” Now my neighbor’s threatening to sue me for emotional distress. Like, bro, the dog’s literally stuck in a grief loop over a meme gorilla. AITA for not wanting to hear ‘dicks out’ at 3 AM?