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HARAMBE’S GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE? ZOOKEEPER FLEES IN TERROR AFTER SEEING ‘SHADOWY FIGURE’ IN CINCINNATI ENCLOSURE!

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HARAMBE’S GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE? ZOOKEEPER FLEES IN TERROR AFTER SEEING ‘SHADOWY FIGURE’ IN CINCINNATI ENCLOSURE!

JUST IN: A zookeeper at the Cincinnati Zoo has reportedly resigned in a SHOCKING exit after claiming the SPIRIT of HARAMBE appeared in the now-empty gorilla enclosure! Sources say the terrified employee saw a "twelve-foot shadow" swinging vines and heard a LOW GROWL around 2 AM. The zoo is CLOSED to the public for a "spiritual cleansing." INSIDERS are asking: IS THE KARMA FINALLY COMING FOR EVERYONE? #Harambe #Ghost #ZooHorror