Guzman Y Gomez US Closures Prove Americans Can't Handle Real Burritos, AITA For Laughing?
TL;DR: The Australian fast-casual chain that promised "authentic" Mexican food is shutting down its US locations because apparently, the land of the free and the home of the brave can't handle a burrito that doesn't come from Taco Bell's gurgling dispenser. They're fleeing back to the land of vegemite and drop bears, leaving a trail of overpriced, sad-looking wraps in their wake. As if we needed more proof that the American palate is a culinary wasteland. AITA for thinking this is hilarious? Guzman y Gomez us closures just confirm what we all knew: nobody wants to pay $15 for a slightly less soulless version of Chipotle. Get rekt, corporate gastronomy.