**BREAKING: GAYLE KING SUGGESTS REPLACING STOP SIGNS WITH 'SLOW DOWN & MEDITATE' SIGNS – SAYS IT'S 'SAFER FOR THE SOUL'**
▶️ **RESIDENTS FURIOUS:** "Common sense is officially dead. These people want us to crash into each other while 'finding inner peace' at a four-way intersection. What’s next, replacing traffic lights with crystal grids?"
"I literally cannot. My kids walk to school. Leave the stop signs alone and focus on things that actually matter. This is why no one takes the news seriously anymore."
"Who's going to sue when someone gets T-boned because they were 'centering their energy' instead of stopping? This isn't a yoga retreat, it's a public road."
"Back in my day, you stopped because it was the law. Now it's all about feelings. Let me know when the 'yield to your emotions' signs go up."
"Common sense. That's all I'm asking for. Just a little bit of common sense."