EXECUTIVE ORDER SHOCKS NATION—GOVERNMENT DECLARES ALL INTERNET MEMES ARE NOW ILLEGAL UNLESS APPROVED BY THIS MYSTERIOUS NEW COMMITTEE!
JUST IN! A secret source inside the White House has leaked details of a TOP-SECRET executive order that has the entire internet on the brink of meltdown! According to our insider, the order—slated to be signed at midnight—will ban ALL memes, GIFs, and viral videos that have not been pre-screened by a controversial new committee called the "Bureau of Online Laughter Enforcement" (BOLE).
Witnesses report seeing a fleet of unmarked black vans pulling up to data centers across the country! The order, codenamed "Operation Snicker Suppression," claims it's to "prevent national security risks from unverified humor," but critics are calling it a DIRECT ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH!
"What's next? Are they going to ban cats in space suits?" one horrified Reddit user screamed in a private message.
The internet is already BLACKING OUT as servers struggle to process the panic! Is this the end of the digital age as we know it? Or is it a SHOCKING cover-up for something even darker? SPILL THE SPILL—SIGN UP FOR OUR ALERTS TO GET THE INSANE UPDATE THAT BIG TECH DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!