Executive Order Forces Every Office to Replace Coffee Machines With Kombucha Taps, Workers Furious (AITA for wanting to quit over fermented tea?)
Oh look, another executive order—this one from some out-of-touch CEO who clearly hasn’t touched caffeine since 1985. They’re ripping out all coffee machines and installing kombucha taps in every break room, claiming it’ll “boost productivity and wellness.” Sure, because nothing says “focus” like a stomachache and a hangover from fermented tea. Workers are literally staging walkouts, and one guy left a 3-star Yelp review for the office. TL;DR: The kombucha shortage is now real, and I’m already planning my resignation. AITA for thinking kombucha is just overpriced vinegar for tech bros?