Executive Order Forces All Government Memos to Be Written in TikTok Brainrot; AITA for Thinking This Is Fine? 💀
TL;DR: My dipshit president just signed an #executiveorder mandating that every official document from now on must be formatted like a brain-rotting TikTok comment (think "slay," "ratio," and unhinged emojis). I'm in-house counsel, and my supervisor says I have to "get with the vibes" or get fired. AITA for telling him that "The Fourth Amendment is not a vibe check"? The memos now have a "Skibidi Toilet" watermark, and I'm this close to having a stroke.