Local man discovers 'executive order' is just a fancy way his boss fires him, AITA for laughing?
TL;DR: My CEO literally signed a document called 'Executive Order 2024-01' telling me I'm 'reclassified as redundant talent' while we were on a Zoom call. Now HR says I can't use my desk as a bed. AITA for thinking this entire corporate world is a joke? Honestly, I'm 99% sure my boss just googled 'how to sound important' and copied the first result. If this is what passes for professional, I'm starting a new trend: executive orders for who gets the last slice of pizza. Call me a visionary.